taxicar:

if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u 

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a-shout-in-the-void:

Where do I apply for a fast metabolism and skinny thighs

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srafandseedpods:

OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE

(via literaltwist)

"May we not speak of the old days? [Silence.] Of what
came after? [Silence.] Shall we hold hands in the old
way?"

— Samuel Beckett, from Come And Go  (via headfullofgold)

(Source: violentwavesofemotion, via headfullofgold)

"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

— Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

(via becktasm)

"On a day like today, my master William Faulkner said, “I decline to accept the end of man.” I would fall unworthy of standing in this place that was his, if I were not fully aware that the colossal tragedy he refused to recognize thirty-two years ago is now, for the first time since the beginning of humanity, nothing more than a simple scientific possibility. Faced with this awesome reality that must have seemed a mere utopia through all of human time, we, the inventors of tales, who will believe anything, feel entitled to believe that it is not yet too late to engage in the creation of the opposite utopia. A new and sweeping utopia of life, where no one will be able to decide for others how they die, where love will prove true and happiness be possible, and where the races condemned to one hundred years of solitude will have, at last and forever, a second opportunity on earth."

— In the wake of Gabriel García Márquez’s death, wisdom from his 1982 Nobel Prize acceptance speech. Complement with Faulkner’s iconic 1950 Nobel speech on the role o the writer as a booster of the human heart, which Márquez bows to here. (via explore-blog)

sleeplessnnights:

coolestbloginamerica:

I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.  I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

hE looks sO sAD

sleeplessnnights:

coolestbloginamerica:

I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.
I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

hE looks sO sAD

(via tharoodaythegreat)

sleeplessnnights:

coolestbloginamerica:

I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.  I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

hE looks sO sAD

sleeplessnnights:

coolestbloginamerica:

I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.
I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

hE looks sO sAD

(via tharoodaythegreat)

reblogmyselfie:

officialoreo:

reblogmyselfie:

for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family

at least you dont need to buy a costume

ouch

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